the world's worst accident.

fmylife:

Today, I was babysitting a 7 year old boy. He asked me if I would like to meet his friend Willy. Thinking Willy was a stuffed animal or something, I said yes. The boy whipped out his dick and then told me to give Willy a kiss, like how ‘mommy does it to daddy’s friend Willy’. FML

that kid’s life is much more fucked than the babysitter’s